Well, I started taking the Princeton Review SAT course, and there is this page in the textbook that has excerpts from past SAT essays. I am sure they are just for entertaining purposes only, so DON’T even think about quoting them from your actual SAT essay
. Enjoy!
- If they had discovered electricity before Benjamin Franklin, the Greeks would not have been so easily conquered.
- The greatest invention of the 20th Century was the wheel.
- Good men and women who choose to abuse drugs can show depression, weakness or immorality.
- People are fickle. People will break your heart. But your Playstation is always there for you.
- In World War II, Germany lost battle to United Nations.
- Over-analization always causes stressful internal conflict.
- When you use your shoes to step on the street, you pick up all sorts of harmful microbes, dirt and phlegm from old men.
- In the beginning, according to the Bible, the world was free of evil, pain, and suffering. Then an young woman named Pandora opened a mysterious box.
- In order to truly uhndeerstand ourselves, we must never really understand anything at all.
- The civil war bbegan beacuse Rosa Parks refused to sit at the back of the bus.
- The Great Depression was caused by the invention of credit cards. They said that everyone in America got a credit card at the same time without really knowing how they worked, and then they all got the bill at the same time and no one was able to pay it.
- Scientists make great genetic advances when they discovered the Gnome.
- Why would somebody skip graduation? That’s like going to Denny’s and not ordering cheese bread.

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1
leo9i
Posted at September 19, 2009 on 11:03pm.
These are TRULY hilarious! I just mailed this to all my friends!
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Lucy Miao
Posted at September 19, 2009 on 11:03pm.
ROFLLLL I REMEMBER THESE FROM PRINCETON REVIEW AHAHAHA.
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Andy Jian
Posted at September 19, 2009 on 11:04pm.
……speech less
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Diane Webb
Posted at November 10, 2010 on 12:40pm.
LOL Love it