Close. I was supposed to be eating food, except we couldn’t get anything, so we just took an empty plate instead. The thief tripped over a bottle, not my butt. The girl’s a teacher.

But that was good enough, haha. Want a soda?

Ok, here we go: Peter Zhang stares absentmindedly at his plate, wishing there is some food there, while another guy sneaks up on him. The guy sneakily takes Peter’s iPod out of Peter’s pocket and Peter is completely ignorant of that because of his thick layer of fat. However, just then Peter feels an urge to meditate in order to tone down his insatiable hunger for food, so he looks for his iPod for some music to calm him down–but it isn’t there. He turns around and sees the guy that stole his iPod. Keeping Peter hungry is never a good idea. Peter chases the guy and catches him (some how, with his amazingly slow speed). He gives the guy a good bump with his gigantic butt and the guy goes flying. Peter takes it even further as he grabs the guy’s collar and forcefully yanks him up. Then Peter goes for his iPod just as a girl walks by and stops him. Although Peter gets his iPod back, he is scolded by the girl because she thinks that Peter is bullying the guy. Even though we all know Peter is innocent, it is still hard to believe that Peter is not the bully with his big build.

Tada!